It’s Called “Arkancide”

There’s a curious malady associated with a specific group of men and women who have come into contact with Bill and Hillary Clinton. In some political circles it’s called “Arkancide”, that is suicide under specific (and peculiar) circumstances.

At present, there is no cure for this disease, nor is there any specific cause other than close contact with the Clintons. This is curious however, as thousands of people have come into contact with Mr and Mrs Clinton over the years and suffered no ill-effects. Medical authorities as such are baffled as to why this particular cohort suffers such a high rate of mortality.

Worse, it does not adhere to normal physical principles. Sometimes, the victim shoots himself (or herself) in the back of the head. Other times, two shots are fired. The suspension of normal physical laws adds another twist to this phenomenon, one which continues to baffle even the best forensic pathologists.

The latest victim of Arkancide was a poor soul from Haiti, one Klaus Eberwein, who was caught in the grips of this depression right before he was to testify against alleged corruption associated with the Clinton Foundation.

So far, there are thirty-three confirmed cases of Arkancide. For a list please go to

In the spirit of community health, Monomakhos is asking our list of readers if they might have any insights into this pathology. Public health demands an answer so that the list does not grow any longer. Perhaps a non-profit foundation can be set up which will raise monies for a cure; something like the March of Dimes? We could call it the March of Crimes or something catchy like that.

In the meantime it might be best for those who are concerned to avoid contact with the Clintons. I don’t mean to disparage their good name but until we know more, I’d say it’s all for the best.

This has been a public service announcement from Your Friendly Neighborhood Monomakhos.

Thank you and good day.


  1. Ever seen “The Clinton Chronicles”video, back in the nineties? Bill was quite the good fellow. Makes Trump look like a high school hustler.

  2. Joseph Lipper says:

    It’s the same old, same old. Is there anything new under the sun?

    I suppose there’s a similar parallel with the deaths of Vladimir Putin’s critics. Most of these deaths are blatant assassinations, but some are staged to look like suicides like Boris Berezovsky’s.

    Can we ever really know if Bill and/or Hillary Clinton are actually responsible for these “Arkancide” deaths anymore than we can know if Vladimir Putin is responsible for the deaths of his critics?

    The Clintons and Putin, both have such staunch supporters. It could be just like in the Italian mafia, when the Godfather tells the Underboss, “I have a problem”, and there’s just no questions asked.

    • The Ossetian says:

      why Joe did you have to bring Mr. Putin into this?
      that was really gay

      • Joseph Lipper says:

        The Ossetian,

        You have a problem with what I posted? Please go ahead and explain why.

      • Tinkle, tinkle, little Tsar. Putin put you where you are. Hope Putin is pleased with Trump. Hopefully PEE-GATE doesn’t become breaking news on CNN. Don’t you know Putin put Trump into office, controls Trump and our voting stations. By the way stating something is “so gay” is so 1980’s Merika, and so present Russia, The Ossetian. Aren’t you with the program? Might need to send some Deep State PC police to your home or our on blog Doctor S can re-program your thought processes, via Monomakhos.

        • Estonian Slovak says:

          Easy on the word,”Tsar”,αδελφέ μου. That might play with Ukrainian fanatics, especially Uniates, but we are supposed to be Orthodox Christians here. I’m not in love with everything Putin does nor the MP. I guess I’m sensitive because my leftist relatives think the Tsar Martyr got what was coming to him. Actually, he DID get what was coming to him, a Martyr’s Crown!
          You want to go after someone, start with Louis Farrakhan. Here’s a guy who praises Hitler, wants Jews killed, thinks women should be in the kitchen, and wants gays killed. You hear little, if any, outrage about him. If Martin Luther King were still around, I think he would be shocked that Farrakhan has so much support. King refused to team up with Malcolm X, who was far less radical than Farrakhan.

          • Estonian, my brother,

            Just in case you did not catch it “little Tsar” would be Trump. No disrespect to the last Tsar. Most likely a devout Orthodox Christian, and Martyr, but a failure for sure as the leader of the Russian Empire. Please spare me all the excuses,for the beloved Tsar, I’ve heard all them before. Bottom line, his failure nearly destroyed Orthodoxy in Russia, and millions perished under The Soviet Union.

            • George Michalopulos says:

              No real argument. Nicholas II was inept but he wasn’t evil or corrupt –like the Bolsheviks who took over.

              • Agree 100 percent, pure heart like my friend George. By the way don’t let Bonnie posts work you up. Just feeding the fire.

              • Wrong wrong .. not the Tsar who was inept however competent in not capitulating to the liberalism, and internationalism. Tsar Nicholas ll was not going to do a central bank that would be under control of the Rothschild’s. Of course Alexander lll would not put Lenin under arrest and allow him hunting privileges while in jail.

                “Congresses were held at the Hague.11 THEY WERE CALLED BY TSAR NICHOLAS II of … the legal groundwork for both the League of Nations and the United Nations … 7 Chapter I: The Establishment of the United Nations:”

                Whole narrative that Tsar was “weak and incompetent” ..
                FAKE HISTORY.

                • George Michalopulos says:

                  Cy, you may be more correct. The Rothschilds had it in for the Romanovs from the time of the Congress of Vienna, when Tsar Alexander I screwed them over (God bless him). My criticism of Nicholas II is two-fold: he should’ve made a separate peace with Germany and he was unable to delegate authority to trusted advisors. Maybe because there weren’t any, I dunno.

                  He may felt forced into reading every document, writing every response, etc. because as he said “I don’t rule the Russian Empire, ten thousand bureaucrats do”.

        • Bonhoeffer says:

          I imagine Putin was as surprised as anyone about the (Pyrrhic) success of his multi-faceted GRU op. Peegate, however, is the least of Trump and Gang’s fears, as you’re about to learn. Either here, or on the Last Day, when it may be too late for some. I couldn’t say which.

          One of the stupidest and most diabolical delusions out there — frequently showcased in this murky pit of derp known as Monomakhos — can be seen in those who slander honorable citizens & their respect for 1) the truth, 2) basic political decency & norms, 3) expert, competent public service, 4) an independent judiciary, 5) a free & rationally accountable press, 6) peace-keeping alliances, 7) the rule of law, and ~) lots of other precious and evidently fragile things — as comprising the nefarious minions of the “Deep State.”

          And if you ask me, a pretty good case could be made to consider disenfranchising anyone so grotesquely clueless about the most elementary & foundational facts about how civil society functions, as those alluded to above. At least until such time as they can demonstrate some limited capacity to perceive a thing or two about reality.

          • George Michalopulos says:

            “Peegate”? Really? That was so obviously fake that when FusionGPS peddled it to various and sundry news orgs they laughed outright.

            Here’s an interesting thought: if the Dems had any actual, real, oppo research on Trump that was related in some way to Putin/FSB, they would have dropped it before the election. Especially after the Comey Letter, which was dropped on St Wiener’s Day (Oct 28th).

            You’re gonna be shocked when it’s finally revealed that the entire Russian Hacking Narrative was memed into existence on Nov 9th, in order to explain Clinton’s stunning (and unexpected) defeat.

            Now mind you, as a meme, it’s not bad all things being equal but for a meme to really be effective it has to be grounded in truth. The RHN fails on several fronts, the foremost one being that Putin expected Hillary to win (as did everybody else). The second point is that the Russians crave stability. With Hillary they had the continued stability of the Obama administration –Trump was/is a wild card. The Russians don’t like that. Third, Hillary gave the Russians a lot. There was every indication that she would give them more. (Reasonable assumption anyway.)

            So there. No doubt there are more layers to this onion.

            • Anonymouse says:

              Let the Dems keep trying. The more time they spend on this nonsense, the more likely they are to repeat their stunning defeat.

              Real Americans don’t care about this stuff. Real Americans have rejected the Dem platform and that won’t change until the Dems change. I can’t wait to see them lose more House and Senate seats in 2018. Imagine the existential confusion!

  3. P. Antonio Arganda says:

    How does a killing involving a footprint on the back of the victim and a bullet entry point also in the back of the head get a killing classified as “suicide”? Sounds like arkancide to me.

    • George Michalopulos says:

      I know, let’s blame Putin!

      Seriously, isn’t it ironic that our Neocon media blames Putin every time some criminal Russian oligarch is killed (like Nemstov) while studiously overlooking the rash of “suicides” of people who ran afoul of the Clintons? Or “botched robberies” like what happened to Seth Rich?

      Curious indeed.

      • Bonhoeffer says:

        . . . some criminal Russian oligarch is killed (like Nemstov)

        Fecal specimen noted.
        Bottled, labeled and frozen for future analysis.

        Here’s a very incomplete, partial list of other “criminal Russian oligarchs” murdered under Putin. Just some highlights:

        Yuri Shchekochikhin, 2003
        Sergei Yushenkov, 2003
        Paul Khlebnikov, 2004
        Anna Politkovskaya, 2006
        Alexander Litvinenko, 2006
        Stanislav Markelov and Anastasia Baburova, 2009
        Sergei Magnitsky, 2009
        Natalia Estemirova, 2009
        Denis Voronenkov, 2017

        • Bonhoeffer says:

          Aside from the infamous polonium tea murder of Litvenenko, and Magnitsky’s deeply suspicious death in custody, all were murdered by gunshot.

          • You missed the exotic flower one!

            Alexander Peripillichny (sp).

            After his death, all the rest of the unknowns in Russia amd Ukraine are rather known.

            But when your man love crush is a murderer; obsfucate and point at another guy who has never been charged either.

        • George Michalopulos says:

          So? This list doesn’t approach the numbers of people who have suffered Arkancide.

          Pot, kettle.

      • Peter A. Papoutsis says:

        In Russia the Rich are called “Oligarchs. ”

        In The USA THE Rich are just called “Rich.”

        Ever notice that little bit of Propaganda?

        • Bonhoeffer says:

          The difference is that here, many of the rich actually earned their money lawfully through astute development and competent management of a vast array of enterprises that produce goods and services, or by investment in same.
          In Russia, all the “oligarchs” got their pile by kissing Putin’s ass. Their reward for that had generally been stolen from others who wouldn’t pucker up. (These tend to wind up in jail, exile — or the grave.)

          Hope this helps!

          • George Michalopulos says:

            Actually, it doesn’t. Clearly you know very little about recent Russian history. The oligarchs came into being during the Yeltsin era, when they were aided and abetted by American neocons. Putin is hated because he put a stop to the original crew of oligarchs (Berezovsky, Nemtsov, Khodorovsky, etc). These men were criminal in ways that would make our own Robber Barons blush.

            Putin is respected by the ordinary Russians because he brought these bastards to heel. And because in doing so he pissed off the American neocons.

            • Bonhoeffer says:

              Real curious to hear more about the definition of “oligarch” that could fit Nemtsov, George. Let’s hear that, and tell us more about his “crimes” too while you’re at it. (This should be good.)

              I was referring to the current crop, obviously. Putin “put a stop to the original crew” for one reason: so he and his cronies could pocket and/or control disbursements of the remaining wealth themselves. His very short-sighted stewardship of the (tiny & still undiversified) economy had been covered up by a decade+ of rising oil and gas prices, but those days are over. The money runs out next year.

              And since you know so much about this, maybe you can tell us who originally created the businesses and wealth-producing assets, such as they are, still productive in today’s RF? Anyone currently benefiting from it, financially, family or stockholders? This, too, should be good …

              • George Michalopulos says:

                Easy, he was very wealthy, lived like a playboy, committed crimes, was well connected with the American neocons, etc. When he was Deputy Prime Minister under Yeltsin (who was so totally blotto drunk most days he didn’t know what day it was), he at least kept his wits about him he totally greased the skids for the Harvard Boys to come in and plunder Russia –to the tune of one trillion dollars.

                If that ain’t the definition of an oligarch or an oligarch wannabe, then nobody is.

                • Bonhoeffer says:

                  Do they pay you for this crap?

                  • George Michalopulos says:

                    No crap, no money. My heart is pure. I do this for free.

                    • Bonhoeffer says:

                      My heart is pure.

                      Easily the most perilous of all your many, many delusions, George. Unless . . .

                    • George Michalopulos says:

                      Not really, I do have a pure heart in the sense that I have no hidden agendas. I’m for Christ, His Church, evangelizing America, American autocephaly and the end of Globalism. What you see is what you get.

                    • M. Stankovich says:

                      May you live forever, Mr. Michalopulos. OK, not “forever” in this world (and I do, in all sincerity, pray for you and your family), but at least one day longer than me. I, for one, have always been grateful for your effort.

                    • George Michalopulos says:

                      As you as well, Dr S. Hopefully, I’ll get to meet you someday.

              • Thomas Sm says:

                Nemtsov was an oligarchs’ servant, not an oligarch himself. Nemtsov was a megacriminal, creating various cronyist “privatisation” schemes, much of which, as GM already noted, offshored Russia’s wealth. He was also a disgusting human being – he had as many baby mommas as children and I know from a friend that he even had the gall to show up to a function in DC as an invited speaker in the late 90s (being the darling of American think tanks) drunk with a hooker.


                —What Putin did was to expel the oligarchs who were too big for their britches and would not even submit to any laws or taxation. The other oligarchs were permitted to retain their positions so long as they paid (relatively minimal) taxes and did not get super-political. You can criticise that all you want for cronyism but the fact remains that pensions and state sector wages went largely unpaid for the second half of the 1990s and Putin brought that into order within months.

                In other words, even if your worst imaginations about Putin’s motives were true, and I don’t think they are but say they were, there is still the issue that the oligarchy was so predatory under Yel’tsin due to functional anarchy within the State that the whole government and society were not even functioning, something that was ultimately a threat to the average oligarch himself.

                “And since you know so much about this, maybe you can tell us who originally created the businesses and wealth-producing assets, such as they are, still productive in today’s RF?”

                —The main assets in the Russian economy, those things which the current and former oligarchs acquired, are largely mining/extraction of Russia’s rich natural resources and industrial production which was established by the Soviets. The neoliberal bandits only plundered the economy.

                Also most of the current oligarchs were established before Putin appeared on the scene. Some solidified their position via political loyalty but few gained their position because of a relationship with V.V. Putin.

                • George Michalopulos says:

                  I believe it was Chrysostom who asked: “who is worse, the demons or those who serve them?” Nemtsov was certainly a servant of the Oligarchs. His share of punishment will be greater in that he was a Russian who worked for the Harvard Boys (who were Americans).

                  • Bonhoeffer says:

                    Does it ever cross your mind that maybe you serve demons yourself?

                    • George Michalopulos says:

                      I pray every night that I don’t fall into delusion. And at Church I pray for a Christian ending to my life.

            • Bonhoeffer says:

              Two numbers for you, George:

              A) $871
              B) 110

              A) Median wealth in Russia (Source: Credit Suisse, 2014). Meaning half of Russians possess even less wealth/net worth than that.

              B) Number of individuals who hold 35% of Russian Federation wealth.

              Median wealth in India is $1000. Income inequality in Russia today is far greater than that of any other country on Earth, aside possibly from China, for which reliable statistics aren’t available.

              • George Michalopulos says:

                Well, these numbers are the fruits of your buddies (1) the Bolsheviks who overthrew the Belle Epoque that obtained in Russia under the later Romanovs and the rapine of (2) the Harvard Boys who denuded Russia during the Yeltsin era. What about our growing inequality in wealth thanks to the same neoliberal policies that hollowed out our own middle class?

                • The hollowing out of the middle class,monetary enslavement. Forget taxing and insuraning us to death. Their new weapon is now health care. Between all taxes, insurance, costs of goods, and medical expenses, the middle class is pushed into poverty. They realized when they removed the mother out of the home and into the work force, their plan was sealed for good, decades ago. That wasn’t enough now they want to enslave us in our golden years as well.

                  • George Michalopulos says:

                    True that. The destruction of the family, the drafting of Mestizo helots to undercut the working man’s wages and the destruction of the public schools all played a heavy role in the hollowing out of the working classes.

  4. So anyone working on the cure for Arkancide contracts the disease? Must be some powerful stuff, or underfunded containment equipment. This makes me wonder how Danny Williams. He may in fact not be Bill’s son, or even if he was it would surprise no one to hear Bill has an illegitimate child.

    • George Michalopulos says:

      He kinda does look like Bubba though, doesn’t he? As for Chelsea, she’s got Webb’s features, don’t you think?

      • Oh The nose knows, and surgery won’t change that. Despite my dislike of cosmetic surgery, I will give her credit for no longer looking like Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

  5. Yadayadayada says:

    The Clinton Foundation is an international crime syndicate. The latest victim of arkancide had already stated publicly that, of the billions that went to Haiti for disaster recovery from the Clinton Foundation, only approximately 6% went to the people, 10% went to the Haitian government and the rest blew away like fart in the wind. The Haitian disasters we’re nothing more than money laundering opportunities for them.

    • George Michalopulos says:

      Let’s not forget that Bush 41 was a willing accomplice to Bill in raising monies for Haiti. The tip-off should have been “send anything, even small bills” because the disaster was “so great” that there was no time for checks or money orders. Likewise I’m sure credit card donations could have been tracked.

      Just sayin’.

  6. I have a public service announcement, which, of course, the Clinton’s have had a hand in doing, but not just them alone. The idea that nature even with God’s hand could uniformly create hail weighting near the weight of a talent( 75-100 lbs) in the atmosphere, that people cursed God for it, because it was so severe: always seemed very very odd to me. I concluded in my own mind, that the uniformity denoted the industry of man, not God.As I have stated before, the bowls of the wrath of God are the Holy God allowing us to destroy ourselves. I have seem ice balls all near the exact same size that appear large enough to weigh a talent each, for the first time today on the Geo-engennering .org. web site. The government is claiming these are naturally formed. The government can make it snow in 50 degree temperature and it does not melt anywhere near as quickly as natural snow. Since our government is hell bent on using weather as a weapon of mass destruction is seems likely to me that they would love having a weapon like this. This seems more likely to me than the revenge of a beneficent Holy God who loves mankind for destroying the ecosystem of the whole planet. Our God is Absolute Perfection who never has, and never will make a mistake. Our government’s big mistake is killing off the corral reefs and loosing the frozen methane into the ocean and the atmosphere, the amount of which rivals or exceeds oil, natural gas and coal global deposits.Hurt not the oil or the trees apparently the people don’t count. Enjoy your summer weather, I am,

  7. Michael Bauman says:

    Put every living ex-President in jail and their propagandists too. Void all laws in violation of the 10th Amendment (90% of Federal laws and regulations in force). Rescind the 16th and 17th Amendments. Kick every congressman out, excuse everyone in the Trump administration and fire all government workers. Fill all essential positions through a lottery organized by the states of all qualified US citizens.

    Be at least as good as what we have now.

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