Our friend, Chris Banescu, the genius behind the ChrisBanescu.com blog, sent us a list of observations about COVID that we would do well to pay attention to, as this particular virus will go down in history as the smartest virus to ever grace our planet.
The virus can travel 6 feet, however it cannot travel that far during a riot or protest.
The virus can live on all surfaces except anything that comes in the mail from Amazon or eBay.
The virus does not exist in Target, Walmart, Home Depot, Lowes or in any grocery store.
The virus is only deadly in bars, restaurants, small businesses, hair salons and it is especially deadly in churches.
The virus cannot live on your food, as long as you only get take out.
The virus cannot survive in liquor stores or marijuana dispensaries
The virus can survive a day at the beach and thrives in large bodies of water.
The virus only comes out after 10 pm, so businesses must be closed by then.
The virus waits in the outside air and viciously attacks people walking down the street
The virus is far more deadly in Blue States, than Red States.
The virus only attacks people on a beach who bring a cooler or a sun umbrella.
The virus won’t affect politicians while they are standing at a podium.
The virus is highly contagious in shoes stores, but it is very safe in the shoe department at Walmart.
Politicians are far more susceptible to the virus while the cameras are on and not when they are off.
If you go to a beach, you can only get the virus while you are on dry sand, and not on wet sand.
While the virus kills people, the virus apparently is a partial cure for heart disease, stroke, cancer, diabetes, influenza and other respiratory issues, etc.
The virus is super deadly to those people who deny that the pandemic is real, but not deadly at all to major celebrities.
Wearing a mask will not protect you from the virus, then it will, then it won’t, then it will, then it will for adults – but not for children.
According to Dr. Fauci, the virus only became deadly in the United States after January 24, 2020. Before then, the virus was nothing to worry about.
At Walmart, the virus is not deadly on food, pharmacy items, automotive items, and shoes, but it was highly deadly on clothing, jewelry, camping supplies, gift cards, hobby items, sewing materials, batteries, and toys.
In California, The virus will kill anyone who would dare eat at a restaurant, unless you are the governor. In that case, you can eat wherever you want.
While you are safe from the virus in marijuana dispensaries, it is extremely deadly at gun stores.
This is a “novel” virus since we don’t know anything about it, yet we do know that it will have a second wave that will be far more deadly than the first wave, and that second wave will strike right before the presidential election.
You forgot to add, this ‘crisis’ was played through in advance during Event 201, and other Sandy Hook-like scenarios.
Event 201 IN 2019 along with the CARES Act introduced to the House in November.
The Dead Zone 2003
Or
Covid19 the movie
https://youtu.be/_BOMgX5GT4g
What is required in this time of global pandemic is clarity of understanding and action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osbxp8pyBGk
Lots of clarity, indeed. I for one refuse to pull any more punches. Things are rather stark I’d say. That’s one of the silver linings of the “pandemic” and the recent spate of riots.
such clarity relieves one of an excessive psychic burden.
This one gave me a chuckle
https://twitter.com/A_W_Gordon/status/1273754554035834880
Those of us whose work takes us into contact with the doctors, nurses and other health care workers in hospitals and nursing homes, and those folks themselves, as well as the relatives of the 100,000+ who have died of this “novel” virus would not find any humor, black or not, in this post.
With all due respect, this is NOT AT ALL about them. Not at all.
“Those of us whose work takes us into contact with the doctors, nurses and other health care workers in hospitals and nursing homes, and those folks themselves, as well as the relatives of the 100,000 who have died of this ‘novel’ virus would not find any humor, black or not, in this post.”
The nurses and doctors wouldn’t find any humor in it? Those, bored out of their minds, medical workers put out thousands of TikTok videos doing just that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3bFyBC25is
And then there were all those doctors and nurses and others who begged —begged–us from getting out of our self-imposed lock-down because “muh exhausted”. And then as soon as St George Floyd, achieved holy martyrdom, they were out their egging on the tens of thousands of “protesters” to keep on looting and pillaging.
Yeah, color me cynical.